10 Worst Love Song Lyrics of All Time

I had immense fun writing this one. Then stuffed it by trying to use some of them as material in Farnham and basically bored everyone by using too many. Rule of 3's John! Rule of 3's!

Anyhow, feel free to add your own.

If music be the food of love, play on. Except Shakespeare didn’t have to contend with lyrics that could churn butter at 100 paces. So for your milk based delectation, here are my choice of the Worst Ten Love Song Lyrics of All Time...

And in case any of you were wondering, I do indeed write a Dating Column. At least it keeps me in candy so don't judge. Yeah.