Okay, not so much a comedy article this one but hell, it keeps me in peanuts. And no, I don't choose the images!

My latest ditty for Datingtrail.co.uk:

How to survive a breakup

by John Davis

Writer, Comedian and Star of Come Date With Me
Friday, 13th July 2012

Recently dumped? It’s hard of course. I’ve been dumped many, many, many times. Most of the failures I have experienced have, admittedly, been my fault so perhaps many of us, despite our inability to actually say the words, communicate quite effectively our desire to end a relationship while convincing ourselves we have successfully avoided being an arsehole and feeling guilt by being dumped.

But this article isn’t meant as self-therapy in the confessional style of say Sarah ‘Start every article with a question’ Jessica Parker’s character in Sex in The City. It’s meant as a five-step guide on what to do once your relationship has ended...